I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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