i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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