Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...