Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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