Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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