I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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