I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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