im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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