Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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