She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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