Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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