i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Randomize