So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Holy sore nipples Batman
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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