i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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