if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish life had little blips of pornography
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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