God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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