Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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