pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just pee around me
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
