she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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