yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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