i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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