reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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