Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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