Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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