My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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