So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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