You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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