did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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