i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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