How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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