When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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