You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
