I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
