Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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