This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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