Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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