After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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