Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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