I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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