I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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