My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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