Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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