i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
