I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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