East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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