didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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