I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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