He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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