even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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