Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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