i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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