Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out