Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pants are for mortals
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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