I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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