David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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