no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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