So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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