What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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